That Leprichaun's On Acid...

Your brain ever feel fried? Like these eggs I’m cooking right now. A scene straight out of one those old-ass anti-drug campaign ads. I swear I thought the day would never come when I could truly say that I’m smoked out, and all that acid I took in high school didn’t help either. All I have to do is stare at a wall, a ceiling or some carpet and I can manipulate the pattern visually with my mind. Like when you look at one of those pixalated hidden 3-D object pictures.
I see all kinds of shit. If I look real hard I probably can see your nipples through your shirt. Just kidding, but really drugs are bad. A lot of people use drugs recreationaly yet others try drugs hoping for sexual benefits. Drugs such as Ecstasy, cocaine, methamphetamines and more recently E.D. drugs such as Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis have been and are being used to help out the old dysfunctional Wang. But there are so many side effects which can leave you even more dysfunctional then before. The answer to this problem I feel is as a society we need to turn to natural remedies such as ginseng and body butter, if that is natural. For all of those who don’t know, E.D. is the politically correct term for erectile dysfunction, limp d#&%, impotence or what ever else you want to call it. I can only imagine what it must be like to have the desire but not the ability to perform. And I can understand why some people think drugs are the only answer. But I’m glad to tell you that they are not. There are numerous natural remedies that can be used to counteract this common yet tragic circumstance. Sometimes the problem is as much psychological as it is physiological. I believe that slowing down and taking your time is the first step to a natural arousal. Tantric exercises can help one develop this faculty, as well as massage sessions. Also might I add that foreplay is totally underrated. Studies have shown. giving pleasure can stimulate the giver. So gentlemen eat up. Another thing that works are foods and natural remedies. Chocolate, ginseng, oysters and spicy foods all stimulate your brains pleasure center and flood your brain with pleasure-causing endorphins. So once again, gentlemen eat up, but remember you may need to bring a bib. So remember drugs can leave you fried. Side effects such as painful four-hour erections and blindness shouldn’t have to be the answer. Nature doth provide.